being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
I didn’t choose the quadratic life. The quadratic life chose me.
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